4: I wasn't a wallflower

February 26, 2011 marks one of the best nights of my life. Last night was our JS Promenade, and I can say that it was a big success! I honestly expected less, and I'm thankful that I did... because last night rocked me to the core. The prom theme was the Oscars, and I was nominated for two awards: the Sleepyhead Award and Miss Metamorphosis. I didn't grab any title, but it felt good to have my name called (especially in Miss Metamorphosis).

Our class dances were a success (and The Main Event sort of got stuck on my head), even though I committed a few errors (sorry saloma). The other sections did well also, and I especially like the dance of III-Platinum, aside from our own, that is. The food was tasty too, even though I had no idea on how to eat that piece of pork watchamacallit.

The class dances and the awarding were memorable, and so were the speeches. I particularly loved the speech of Ate Feona, primarily because my name was mentioned seven times or so. I keed, I loved the speech of Kuya Yves -- so creative, imaginative, and well-constructed.

I loved all those aforementioned parts of the event, but the most memorable part, for me, was the three-and-a-half-hour socials. Almost everyone danced the night away, and I was happy to see everyone's smiling faces. I danced like crazy too, especially in some songs like Party in the U.S.A., Peacock, and songs from the Black-Eyed Peas. My feet hurt a lot while dancing, because I wasn't used to wearing high heels and because of the people who occasionally step on my feet. But that didn't stop me from being the party animal that I am. There was a lot of picture-taking too, and I guess I had fairly enough pictures taken to reminisce everything that happened last night.

Okay, fine, I failed to mention the slow-dancing part as the most memorable part of the night--well, for me, that is. I danced with eight awesome guys and two fabulous gays (lmao), and of those eight guys, two were really special. One was my best friend, and the other was my... uhm...? you get the point. Another two were also special: my crush and my first love (who was just forced to dance with me, i think). I forgot the other songs that were played when I danced with these guys, but here are the ones that I remember: Breakaway, Iris, Especially for You ( <3 ), Six Candles, All Out of Love, It's Gonna Be Love, and Like a Rose. And Obviously, Especially for You became my favorite. :)))

Sooo, yeah. I loved last night, and I hope that I could experience another night like that in the near future :)

Me & Erik Belarmino

Juan Paolo Banares and Me

Me and Kendra

Me and Janno Yanto

Merian Viena and Me

(and yes, I did quite look the same in all pictures)

'til next time, everyone!

XOXO

Larisse <3

3: I'd say that I'm one of those who are lucky

...but then you came and ruined everything for me.

So here's a poem I wrote especially for you,

I guess it could be one way of saying adieu.

Fate's Game

I hoped and dreamed that for just one time,

I would see your hand right next to mine.

Laughing at such an impossible ambition, 

I turned around, clueless that it was the worst decision.

I had been told that we'd be together

But I walked away, knowing it won't be forever.

Instead, I stayed with someone who cared,

I kept you waiting in search of thin air.

Of what was happening, I had been ignorant.

You knew perfectly well, but you were reluctant.

We ran into each other, I thought it was fate,

But to my dismay, I was a minute too late.

Time had passed, and uneasy I grew.

My heart thumped furiously, it was longing for you.

But the total opposite was how your heart felt

When I stumbled in your sight, when both our eyes met.

Tears flowed endlessly when I found out

That I was mistaken to even dare to doubt.

Fate pulled a prank on me, or it wasn't meant to be.

Away from you, isn't that where I ought to be?

All I received were your selfish words

When I delivered the message that had to be heard.

All I'm asking is for you to tell me

That I should let go, and that'll end this agony.

*bow*

2/22/11; VACANT 

And there you have it, the story of the day

When I was saddened so much, when everything turned gray.

of the fourteen ways you've made my heart crumble,

this fourteenth one made you even less humble.

2: Bruised and Broken

It all began with my despair

A wound unhealed by time.

It hurt so bad, I turned to you,

Not second guessing why.

Your answer had some sweet content,

Something I can't deny. 

Then and there I got fond of you

Certain it wasn't a lie.

Reckless, I dared to spill the beans

My heart was on my sleeve.

Expecting magic to unbruise the bruised,

I thought you would not leave.

Fun as it was, all had to end

That sweetness had to fade.

A coward I was, I spent sleepless nights

Wishing that you'd stayed.

Instead of fixing my broken heart,

You made it fall apart.

And there was nothing else to do

But stop, erase, restart.

2/21/11; 10:10 pm

1: Yeah, I Got U

"U got me? OH REALLY?"

OKAY, fine. so the title doesn't really have anything to do with this blog post... and neither do your smelly socks (guilty?). The truth is, i have no idea about what I'm writing, or about what I'm going to write about (or type about, for that matter). So, there's no way I could assure you that my blog will make you go "OMGWTFBBQ", or "this is lame, NEXT BLOG PLEASE!". I can't say that it's exciting, and i can't say that it's gonna bore you to death either. But seriously, if I tell you that it'll bore you to death, I'd probably be lying. I KEED.

I'VE read tons of blogs already-- about racism, sexism, nationalism, alcoholism, bitch-ism (lolwut?), orgasm (I KEED), and animalism. And I admit,  I did enjoy reading those ideas and bad grammar...ism (whatever). But surprisingly (?), none of those damnright awesome blogs enthused me to make my own blog. I was actually persuaded to blog too because of what one of my best friends, Kendra, told me about it (not that she was forcing me to blog).

AND there you have it: my own blog. *applause*

FOR a start, I guess it would be cool to talk about myself, because, you know, I AM COOL. :))
So I'm Maria Larisse Hernandez, a.k.a. prettiest bitch evar (emphasis on "bitch". LULZ). I was born in Las Vegas, then we moved to Tennessee when I was three, to North Dakota when I was five, to South Carolina when I was eight, and to California when I was thirteen. I know what you're thinking. "LARISSE, YOU BIG, FAT, LYING BITCH!" Alright, fine, I made that up. But seriously, I'm not telling you where I live. Like, what're you gonna do, stalk my mom?! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. :))

Now, truthfully speaking, I'm not your average girl. I'm extraterrestrial! Like.. your favorite Martian! Like this dude over here:

marvin: your favorite martian!

But since I'm the purrtiest bitch evar, I am much cuter than cute old marvin. :)

I don't care if my nose looks like a tomato XD

and don't worry, I have a picture of you too!

YOU.

nah, I keed the doggy. he's too cute to be you.
THIS is you!

YOU!!!

Don't worry, You'll find love someday :)
I keed the old man. :))

You'll go straight to hell if you laughed at that picture.
But seriously, EPIC FACE, right? right?
oooor maybe not.

ANYHOO, back to earth. Get it? ' high five for the martian pun! No? (Damn, I don't even know why I'm friends with you.)

NOW seriously. *clears throat* Here's a list of what I like:

• God
• my family
• anime
• my bffs
• sweets
• my real friends
• my gay friends
• my not-so-fake friends
• more chocolates
• your money
• your Xbox
• your boyfriend (I KEED)
• horses
• ponies
• unicorns
• centaurs
• pegasus..es (wtf?)
• my poop on your plate, I guess. (NOW THAT'S JUST GROSS)
• your grossed out face, perhaps? :)
• you when you're high... you know, like

yeah, yah gotta love yourself!

AND as for my dislikes?

• pork chops
• steak
• animal murderers
• anime haters
• homeless cockroaches (lol)
• horny people on omegle
• your dad's giant chainsaw (lolwut?)
• your lame yu-gi-oh deck
• anything uncool like my fake friends

 SOOOO basically, I'm one weirdly awesome, badass bastard JK. I'm a good lolita. JK again. ---a God-fearing, anime-loving, darn charming, amazingly persevering (NOT) BADASS GIRL :)

so bitches and trolls,
gaylords and lesbos,
this concludes
my first blog post <3